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Lovely SMS for a Lovely Person

2010-03-28T05:18:00.000-07:00

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”

Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true

2010-03-28T05:17:00.000-07:00

Sweetheart!
u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
here’s a wish 4 my darling…
may all your dreams come true
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses…
from a heart that beats…
just 4 you by me.

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you

2010-03-28T05:16:00.000-07:00

Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.

May you have all the joy your heart can hold

2010-03-28T05:15:00.000-07:00

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

Your way happy birthday

2010-03-28T05:10:00.000-07:00

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

Magnets have a positive side

2010-03-10T01:49:00.000-08:00

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

so sweet is ur SMILE

2010-03-10T01:48:00.002-08:00

so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!

why I send it to u

2010-03-10T01:48:00.001-08:00

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Friedship is just like wine

2010-03-10T01:47:00.001-08:00

Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

What is a difference

2010-03-10T01:46:00.001-08:00

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

my Mom is a good cook.

2010-03-10T01:44:00.000-08:00

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

sorry 4 disturb u

2010-03-10T01:43:00.000-08:00

sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker

send me ur mother

2010-03-10T01:37:00.002-08:00

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho

2010-03-10T01:37:00.001-08:00

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega

Keep IN TOUCH WID ME

2010-03-10T01:36:00.001-08:00

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

who is reading this!!

2010-03-10T01:35:00.000-08:00

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

Kia Larki thee!

2010-03-10T01:33:00.000-08:00

Husband: Kal mere khawab mery ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

I can't bear that much happiness

2010-03-10T01:32:00.000-08:00

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

You are so beautiful

2010-03-10T01:31:00.000-08:00

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

Get well soon

2010-03-09T21:41:00.000-08:00

May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom,
swaying endlessly,
this way and that way,
morn to dusk everyday,
Get well soon.

Every Day

2010-03-09T21:37:00.000-08:00

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day;
now only every third or fourth day.’
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

Angry wife met her husband

2010-03-09T21:33:00.000-08:00

The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. “I assume,” shebarked, “there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o’clock in the morning?” “There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”

Hindi / Funny / Sms

2010-03-09T21:30:00.000-08:00

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!

x thought of the day

2010-03-09T21:23:00.000-08:00

Sexual Thoughts of the day
Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!

Holding The Baby

2010-03-09T20:46:00.000-08:00

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey.

Big bunch 2 say get well soon

2010-03-09T20:44:00.000-08:00

If
wishes
were
flowers
I
would
send
You
A
big
bunch
to
say….
“Get Well Soon”

Come back so we all can rejoice

2010-03-09T20:11:00.000-08:00

Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So dont be so selfish; dont be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You and Get Well Soon!

Take Care of My Friend

2010-03-09T20:04:00.000-08:00

When "God" Open The windows of Heaven,

He saw me & Asked, What's your wish Today?

I said, Lord Take Good Care of My Sweet Friend Who is Reading My Msg now.

Reply Me SMS

2010-03-09T20:02:00.000-08:00

Choose One Alphabet:

(A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H)

And Listen ke Woh Aap se kya kehna chahta/chahti hai...

Jisey Aap Bohot Chahte Hain..

Answers:
A=I Love You.
B=U R My Dream.
C=Khuda Ke liye, Mera peecha chor do..
D=I Miss You.
E=I Have No Time 4 U.
F=You R my Life.
G=I Can''t live without You.
H=Azaab ho tum.

Mohabat Ka Kya Colour Hai?

2010-03-09T20:01:00.002-08:00

Tell me Aapki Nazar Mai Mohabat ka Colour Kya Hai?
Then I'will tell you k Aap Kaisy Lover hain/honge.

Red, Pink, Black
Blue, Green, white

Reply Fast.

Answer:
Red= Junon ki had tak mobht krne wale
Pìnk= Dreami lover
Black= Bakwas lover
Blue= Kabza krne wale lover
Green= Boring lover
White= Pakiza lover.

Lady in Men Cricket Squad

2010-03-09T20:01:00.001-08:00

If a Sexy Lady Cricketer is Included in the Men Cricket Squad.

Tell me

Will That team Win Matches or Loose?

Give Solid Reasons.
Reply is Must.

Aap ki 1 Dua Mere Liye

2010-03-09T20:00:00.002-08:00

Agar Allah Pak Aap ki 1 Dua
Mery Haq Mai Qabool Karny ka Wada Karen.
To Aap Mery Liye Kya Mango Gey?

Reply me
Aap ye sms Sab Doston Ko Send Kar k Dekho But REPLY ME FIRST.

Mera Mun Torrnay Ka Dil

2010-03-09T20:00:00.001-08:00

Aapko Meri Kon Si Aadat Zeher Lagti Hai.

Jis Pe Aapka Mera Mun Torrnay Ka Dil Chahta Hai?

.
.
.
.

Reply Karne Wala
Apni Buri Halat Ka Khud Zummedar Hoga. :-)

Agar Aapka Reply Na AyeAgar Aapka Reply Na Aye

2010-03-09T19:59:00.000-08:00

Select a Number and I'll Tell You,
Agar Aap ka Reply Msg Na Aaye To Main Aap Ko Kis Naam Se Yaad Karta Hon.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Answer:

1: Hai He Kanjer
2: Kuty Da Bacha
3: Hai He Chawal
4: Hamzada
5: Gandi Nasal
6: Bagherat
7: Khota
8: Kanjos
9: Laanti
10: Dalla

Chal Hun Fata Fat Msg Kar
Nahi To Main Aap ko Yaad Karney Laga Hon.

I'll Tell Ur Heart's Secret

2010-03-09T19:55:00.000-08:00

CHOOSE 1 Eye Color then I'll Tell Your Heart's Secret...

1: Grey
2: Brown
3: Blue
4: Black
5: Green
6: Multi

Answer:

Brown:dil ki bat dil ma rakte ho, ksi ko btana psnd nhi krte
blue:ksi se boht pyar krte ho.
grey:Selfish ho, apni zat se pyar krte ho
Black:Boht romntic ho khud pr yaqin rkhte ho.
Green:Apni khushi se ziada dosro ki khushi ka khayal rakte ho
Multi:Boht flrt ho 2 ya 3 boy/girl frnd rakhna chate

Good Afternoon

2010-03-09T19:52:00.000-08:00

Arz Kiya Hai…

Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon

Wah Wah Wah

Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon

Good Afternoon

Good Afternoon:-)

Never Blame A Day

2010-03-09T19:51:00.001-08:00

Never Blame a Day in ur Life
GOOD DAYS give Happiness
BAD DAYS give Experience
WORST DAYS give Lesson
BEST DAYS give Memories

Have A Nice day.

It's Just Beginning

2010-03-09T19:50:00.000-08:00

Congratulations!

You may think It's over.

But, It's Just Beginning.

Enjoy the journey with your new little one,

It will be a Great Ride. :-)

New Born Baby Greetings

2010-03-09T19:48:00.000-08:00

It's Been Said That

When a Child is Born,

The Angels sing!

We are Sure the Angels

Are singing to Welcome

Your New Little One.

Wish You Sweetest Day

2010-03-09T19:44:00.000-08:00

I Have No Yesterday.
Time Took It Away.

Tomorrow Nobody Knows.
It May Not Be Mine.

But I Have Today To Wish You The Sweetest Day.

Have A Nice Day.

Life be Filled with Roses

2010-03-09T19:43:00.001-08:00

I Always pray for You that.

May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny

May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

Doubt by Back Benchers

2010-03-09T19:41:00.000-08:00

We Pronounce:

21 as Twenty One
31 as Thirty One
41 as Forty One
51 as Fifty One

But Why not 11 as Onety One?

A Doubt by Back Bencher Association. :-)

Good Apology Has 3 Parts

2010-03-09T19:39:00.000-08:00

A Good Apology Has 3 Parts!

1) I'm Sorry

2) It's My Fault

&

3) What Can I Do To Make It Right.

But, Most Of The People Misses The 3rd Part.

Tumse Acha To Kutta Hai

2010-03-09T19:37:00.000-08:00

Tumse Acha To Kutta Hai Faraz.

Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K Dekhti To Hai...

K,

Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha. :-)

JEE Bhar K Daikh Liya

2010-03-09T19:36:00.000-08:00

Main Ne JEE Bhar K Tujh Ko Daikh Liya

Tujh Ko Uljha Kar Kuch Sawaaloon Main.

I LOVE YOU MOM.

2010-03-09T19:25:00.000-08:00

MOM Tab Bhi Roti Thi,

Jab Beta Khana nahi Khata Tha,

Aur MAA Aaj Bhi Roti Hai,

Jab Beta Khana Nahi Deta.

Please Love Your Mom...
I LOVE YOU MOM.

Take Care of My Friend

2010-03-09T19:22:00.000-08:00

When "God" Open The windows of Heaven,

He saw me & Asked, What's your wish Today?

I said, Lord Take Good Care of My Sweet Friend Who is Reading My Msg now.

Pehly to Mai Karta Hon Na

2010-03-09T19:21:00.001-08:00

Pathan: Mai Office Janay se Pehly Apni Biwi ko Pappi Karta Hon.

Dost: Main Tere jany k Baad Teri Biwi ko Pappi Karta Hon.

Pathan: Ha Ha Ha.

Pehly to Main Karta Hon Na.

mery hr udas pl mein

2010-03-09T19:07:00.000-08:00

Mery hr
udas pl mein,
Mera sath chor
jana
Ye kahan ki ulfatain hain?
Ye kahan ki
dosti hy?

Tumhain
daikh kr lga tha,

Tumhi zindgi ho meri,
Tumhi bandgi ho meri

Tumhi hr khushi ka saya,
Tumhi saadgi ho meri

Mujhy kya khabar thi 'JANA'
Tum youn wafa karo gy

Mery hr
udas pl mein
Mera sath chor do gy..

Bhula Dena Sabhi Waday

2010-03-09T19:03:00.000-08:00

Bhula Dena Sabhi Waday,
Kabhi Takmeel Kar Lena.

Kabhi Yun He Murawwat Mai,
Meri Tameel Kar Lena.

Shab-e-Tareek Raste Main,
Jo Jaye To YHe Aankhen.

Kabhi Jugnoo, Kabhi Taray,
Kabhi Qandeel Kar Lena.

Hamesha Se Yehi Apna,
Shaoor-e-Zindagi Rakhna.

Jo Rasta Aam Ho Jaye,
Usay Tabdeel Kar Lena.

Hindi Ghazal

2010-03-09T07:09:00.000-08:00

REAL GAZAL
CHAHTA HU DOSTO WO RASTA TMKO BHULANA
JAHAN REHTA THA KABHI ….. KA DEEWANA
GAR JANA KABHI US RASTE SE
TO BHULE SE UPAR NAZRE NA UTHANA
KABHI MAI BHI GYA THA US RASTE SE
JAISE HI NIGAH HAMNE UTHAI

Sweeter than wife is it possible?

2010-03-09T07:06:00.000-08:00

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

I will do as u do hehe

2010-03-09T07:01:00.000-08:00

Kabhi Tum Black & White,

u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,

u fell down in mud

i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak…

Namkeen poetry

2010-03-09T06:55:00.000-08:00

Kabhi Tum Black & White,
Kabhi Rangeen Lagti Ho,
Kabhi Tum Shabnam-Shabnam,
Kabhi Tum Clean Lagti Ho,
Kabhi Tum Khatti-meethi,
Kabhi Namkeen Lagti Ho,
Kuch Bhi Kaho Tum Humse,
Par Hume To Tum Badi “HASEEN” Lagti Ho..

Beautiful SMS

2010-03-08T07:18:00.000-08:00

Make A Promise To Yourself,
Always To Choose The Best Things In Life,
To Hold On To Your Dreams,
To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart,
Because Life Is Beautiful Just Like You…

Marriage SMS

2010-03-08T07:14:00.000-08:00

A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got [...]

Marriage SMS

2010-03-08T07:13:00.000-08:00

Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.

Marriage SMS

2010-03-08T07:12:00.001-08:00

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Marriage SMS

2010-03-08T07:11:00.000-08:00

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

Marriage SMS

2010-03-08T07:10:00.000-08:00

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

2010-03-08T04:34:00.000-08:00

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
lolzzzzz.......

Can kids of our age have kids?

2010-03-08T04:32:00.002-08:00

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

hahahah

Let me kiss your lips

2010-03-08T04:32:00.001-08:00

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

What’s an average 6 inch long

2010-03-08T04:30:00.000-08:00

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
hahahahahhahah

A junior needs a name

2010-03-08T04:29:00.000-08:00

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

2010-03-08T04:19:00.000-08:00

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Raat ko sirf 3 Tarah Ki Makhlook Jagti h

2010-03-08T04:18:00.000-08:00

Bhoot:

Insano ko darane keli ye

Machar:

Insano ko satane keliye

Husband and Wife:

Insan ki Tadad BARHANE k liye! :-)

A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

2010-03-08T04:17:00.000-08:00

A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you

2010-03-08T04:15:00.000-08:00

It must have been a rainy day when you were born

2010-03-08T04:12:00.000-08:00

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend

Smile is a curve

2010-03-08T04:11:00.000-08:00

A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy birthday …….

May you have all the joy your heart can hold

2010-03-08T04:09:00.000-08:00

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

Your way happy birthday

2010-03-07T08:09:00.000-08:00

I CN MAKE THE WHOLE US HAPPY

2010-03-07T08:07:00.000-08:00

ONCE MUSHARRAF AND BUSH WERE LANDING IN A PLANE .

BUSH SAID : I CN MAKE THE WHOLE U.S HAPPY BY

THROWING $ 1 BILLLION

MUSHARRAF SAID : I CAN MAKE THE WHOLE PAK HAPPY BY PUTTING MY CLOTHES (WARDI) OFF

PILOT : I CN MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD HAPPY BY CRASHING THE PLANE

I just love when morning gets here…..!!

2010-03-07T08:04:00.000-08:00

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great
Big Gud Morning sms 2 my bestest friend.what a lovely way
to start my they.........

May you begin………!!

2010-03-07T08:03:00.000-08:00

May you begin this they with a smile on your face,
and with happiness for your soul 2 embrace.
Good Morning my love.

I’m sorry 4blaming you….!!

2010-03-07T08:02:00.000-08:00

I’m sorry 4blaming you…
For everything I just couldn’t do…
And I’ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won’t be there…
It’s hard to say goodbye when i

Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..

2010-03-07T07:53:00.000-08:00

Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..

snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B’day!

A girl asks why cows seem

2010-03-07T07:52:00.002-08:00

A girl asks why cows seem depressed when being milked. Teacher replied if a scruffy bastard woke you at dawn and rubbed your tits for 4 hours how would you feel?

The trouble with a Rat race

2010-03-07T07:52:00.001-08:00

The trouble with a Rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a Rat.

So Always run with Lions.
No matter even if u r defeated,
u are still a Lion.

Yad kertay hain her sans k baad

2010-03-07T07:51:00.001-08:00

Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad,
Thori si hansi her baat k baad,

Jaisay aati hay subha her raat k baad,
Hum aap ko yaad kertay hain her sans k baad..

A fantastic day 4 u

2010-03-07T07:50:00.000-08:00

Flowerful morning
Colorful noon
Joyful evening
&
Peaceful night !!

Be happy
It going to be
A fantastic day 4 u

Choicest blessing of Allah

2010-03-07T07:49:00.002-08:00

May the choicest
blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy and prosperity.
EID MUBARAK

To keep u safe & happy

2010-03-07T07:49:00.001-08:00

“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
&
sealed with “DUA”
2
keep u safe & happy today & always.

Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me

2010-03-07T07:48:00.002-08:00

Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me
This makes me realised that,
Life would be boring, without a friend like you.

Happiness always looks small

2010-03-07T07:48:00.001-08:00

Happiness always looks small if u
hold it in your hands. But when you learn
to share it, u will realize how big & precious
it is.

Just had an x-ray taken

2010-03-07T07:47:00.001-08:00

Just had an x-ray taken.
Guess what they found?
It was U safely stucked in my heart.
They said my heart is fine with U in it.
Remove U and I’m DEAD!

A prayer can go where I cannot go

2010-03-07T07:46:00.000-08:00

A prayer can go where I cannot go.
Through Prayers i can be with you
without being There.
I may be miles away
but my prayers
Will always be with You…

Good morning

Night is a wonderful opportunity

2010-03-07T07:45:00.002-08:00

Night is a wonderful opportunity
to take rest,
to forgive,
to dream,
to smile and
to get ready for all the battle
that you have to fight tomorrow.
Good Night.

Treat everyone with politeness

2010-03-07T07:45:00.001-08:00

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
“Treat everyone with politeness,
even those who are rude to you,
not because they are not nice,
but because YOU are nice!.”

Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main

2010-03-07T07:39:00.002-08:00

Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main,
Yaad meri ayai jub judai main,

Mehsos kerna tumharay hi paas hon main,
Jub chahey daikh laina apni hi perchai main.

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

2010-03-07T07:39:00.001-08:00

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

Sir my wife is missing

2010-03-07T07:38:00.000-08:00

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak

2010-03-07T07:37:00.002-08:00

Beware of other duplicae “EID wishers”
I’m the only authorized iso 2007
certified dealer in EID WISHES
I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak

Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga

2010-03-07T07:37:00.001-08:00

Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga

Your 1 SMS

2010-03-07T07:35:00.000-08:00

My smile + my Joy + my
Pleasure + my Life + my Relief
+ my Honour & my Pride =
Your 1 SMS.

Happy birthday to you:)

2010-03-07T07:34:00.000-08:00

Happy birthday to you,
Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.
Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared.

Aaj kajal jo lagaya to bohut yaad aaya

2010-03-07T07:33:00.000-08:00

aj khoya hua ik dost bohat yaad hai
acha guzra hua waqt bohat yad aya

meri aankh k her ansu pe rone wala
aj jab aankh yeh roi to bohat yaad aya

jo mere dard ko seene mein chupa lera tha
aj jab dard hua mujhe to bohat yaad aya

jo meri aankh mein kajal ki tarah rehta tha
aj kajal jo lagaya to bohat yaad aya

jo mere dil tha qareeb faqat usko hi
aj jab dil ne bulaya to bohat yaad aya